The Saloon

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:48 am

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:24 pm

Notice: he doesn't even care about the fact that he got a cigar shoved up his ass.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:50 pm

at least i don't have it done nightly by my mother like you

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:44 pm

*Seizes beastjb by the collar*
You know what we do to assholes like you???
*Pulls out blowtorch and activates it*
Congratulations, you're neutered!
*Castrates beastjb and then welds him to the wall*
Enjoy until I have mercy on you. My bar, my rules! NEVER pick a fight with the bartender.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:59 pm

*walks into bar and see's beastjb on the wall*

*"cool," i say, and grab out a wad of darts from my back pocket*

*bulls eye, well goner, we now have our female player, i just shot off whats left of his balls from when you tourched them*

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:02 pm

That's his temporary punishment...
So all the rest of y'all ought to know that you should NEVER pick a fight with the bartender.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:01 pm

bar maid and dart board lol

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:10 pm

*hands rhynn darts*
Enjoy yourself. Do you want a hookah too?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:24 pm

even when the bartender is the lowest rank of us all?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:29 pm

Exactly! I find it odd that even though I rank higher than beastjb, I still don't even have an additional star. Are the ranks tied to number of posts?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:11 pm

You idiot, it has nothing to do with game rank. It says so under rules and regulations. The reason my rank is low is because i go on vacation alot. Oh btw i leaving tomorrow 2 go 2 the beach until sunday Very Happy

Subject: Re: The Saloon Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:50 am

*Removes beastjb from his uncomfortable situation*
That's for your apology. Pick another fight and I will put you back up there!

Subject: Re: The Saloon Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:36 pm

make threats and ill blow u away

Subject: Re: The Saloon Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:44 pm

Hey! I'm dealing with a patron who tried to start a fight in my bar!
Here you go!
*Hands rhynn a full keg of heineken*
enjoy...oh wait, here's your cuban cigar.
*lights a cuban cigar and passes it to rhynn*

Subject: Re: The Saloon Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:41 pm

well this patron *points at rhynn* has a loaded mini gun pointed at your head...............

Subject: Re: The Saloon Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:02 pm

danm right

Subject: Re: The Saloon Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:01 pm

Oh boy! What is his kill skil?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:05 pm

Subject: Re: The Saloon Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:54 pm

Ya know, the kill page is back up now... Maybe we should knock off a few accounts just so we can say we have some kills...

Subject: Re: The Saloon Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:52 pm

I just wasted a million quid to try to find someone who is banned!!!! GRRRR!!! That is really frustrating!
*Grabs one of the kegs behind himself and drains half of it*
Ohhh... I feal sooooo moch bettah....
Ouch...ouch....ouch...ouch...ouch...
*givs rhynn a cuban cigar for no apparent reason and sets rhynn and himself on fire while attempting to light cigar*