The Saloon

Subject: The Saloon Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:09 pm

So, I kind of open one of these in every general chat forum that I get into. I'm the bartender; below is what is being offered:

Beer (Name the kind and how you want it)
Wine (Name the brand and year)
Champagne
Fine French Wine
Coca-Cola Products
Pepsi Products
Fruit Juices
Raw Liquor
Mixed Drinks
Sweat
Tears
Urine
Blood
Mystery Drink
Steak (raw, medium, well-done, rubberized)
Hamburger
Fish and Chips
Spaghetti
Pizza
Pasta
Antipasta
Soup of the Day

Everything is complimentary. Tip me by sending money to goner in-game.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:19 am

hineken an ummm....a hamburger medium

Subject: Re: The Saloon Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:43 am

Here you are.
*Hands rhynn a hamburger and the mini-keg of heineken*
You did want a mini-keg, right?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:52 am

OF COURSE LOL

Subject: Re: The Saloon Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:58 am

*As rhynn laughs the barstool he's sitting on collapses and he hurts his arse*

Are you okay down there?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:09 pm

i spilt my keg

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:33 am

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:53 am

Here's a new keg of heineken. Don't forget, you can tip me by sending me a quid or 2 in-game to Goner.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:06 am

*As rhynn laughs the barstool he's sitting on collapses and he hurts his arse while spilling his mini keg agian*

Are you okay down there?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:36 am

ouch

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:12 pm

Are you gonna need a bandage for your arse then?
*Holds up moldy piece of cloth that is infected with AIDS*
How about it?

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:27 pm

Did you steel that from Caitlyn? Suspect

Subject: Re: The Saloon Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:48 pm

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:40 pm

No, this comes from another girl Wink

. You don't know her... i hope.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:55 pm

Hey bar keep, Ii'll take your finest coca-cola and well done steak.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:56 pm

Im with stupid

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:58 pm

You too, huh? I think we're all with stupid.
*Grins and delivers the meal around*
Smiles for everyone cheers

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Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:04 am

goner wrote:: No, this comes from another girl . You don't know her... i hope.

What did i tell you about the types of sovineers that you shouldn't have brought back from paris!

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:02 pm

Well, you know... Why don't y'all recruit some chicks for this site? I would LOVE to hace a female barmaid... Very Happy

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:27 pm

Goner, you should try and recruit Joe67 from INGSOC, she sounds like a girl geek

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:44 pm

I have never heard from Joe67 again. I think that they're a drug addict.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:47 pm

Si vous comprenez mon avatar, alors je vous donne un cadeaux speciale... ou pas.

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:25 pm

Huh???? Don't make me use google translater.... Twisted Evil

...because i will

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:30 pm

I bet it doesn't translate properly... Do you even know what language i wrote that in?
*Inserts large cigar up beastjb's rectal cavity and lights it with a blowtorch to the amusement of all*
I guess not!

Subject: Re: The Saloon Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:50 pm

French, right Question